First Appearance: Pasadena, CA (August 1992)
Created by: God
Alter ego: Dallas
Team Affiliations: Payasos
Partnerships: Kayos
Notable Aliases: Sweet Tooth, Anarchy, K.Spree, Guns, Kid Crack, Skeletor
Abilities: TBD

daddytraitorous:

Watching Samurai Jack as a kid shaped the way I am today. Taught me that you can be lowkey and still be raw as fuck.

My life philosophy.

ordinaryblogstuff628:

sweettooth626:

Am I the only one who thinks Lucy Lawless sounds like a porn name?

Shut up, (last name classified).

Boy don’t try to put my name out there. Feds watchin’. 

Am I the only one who thinks Lucy Lawless sounds like a porn name?

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I’ll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I’ll hide for 5 minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

- Eminem, “Criminal” (via sound-clowns)

If I ever gave a fuck, I’d shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin’ chickens ain’t brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut

- Eminem, “Criminal” (via sound-clowns)
Track: Criminal
Artist: Eminem
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP
Plays: 14

sound-clowns:

Songs In Sweet Tooth’s Head:

Eminem - Criminal

The third verse on this song is a reminder that Eminem is a superhuman when it comes to rapping.

I never get tired of this song. 

What happened last time you came to LA? Where was your reflex when you got water poured all over your shoes and you got G checked? I guess you could say it was his first time in LA and he was still gettin’ his feet wet.

- Dizaster (vs. Math Hoffa)

You speak in person you be usin’ ‘nigga’. I guess you Donald Sterling and your crack city crew’s the Clippers.

- Math Hoffa (vs. Dizaster)

I ain’t even power trippin’ cause rather what I would do is out rhyme you and algebraically out style you. Triangulate on all of your ground moves. See the root of the problem is there’s nothing positive about you so I focus on the negatives and try to subtract them outta you minus all of your foul moves and that’s how you calculate Matthew’s absolute value.

- Dizaster (vs. Math Hoffa)

You can play if you want to, but don’t think I’m afraid to have one of the homies pull the tre, aim, and pop you. Don’t think I’m afraid to sock you. I’m like Edward Scissorhands. I was born with the metal in my hands but you can still catch the fade if you want to.

- Dizaster (vs. Math Hoffa)

sound-clowns:

KOTD - Rap Battle - Dizaster vs Math Hoffa

Even though I have special contempt for Dizaster’s hypocrisy, I gotta say he did his thing here. 

RAP BATTLE: Dizaster vs Math Hoffa

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kahkrystallynn:

tittyenthusiast:

girls who think it’s cheating if their boyfriend’s watch porn make me laugh tbh.

I knew a girl that legit went through and checked all her bf’s shit for porn because she felt that way. One time she found some stuff in his tab history…started crying said he was cheating with the porn and if he needed it, it meant she wasn’t good enough. I’ve heard that from a lot of girls I know. Insecurity is a helluva thing.

Sounds like Scarlett in Don Jon. No bueno.

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

This is almost every thought I’ve had over the last couple days.

spock-is-amused:

narutosexmagic666:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it

Literally every time. lmao.

spock-is-amused:

narutosexmagic666:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it

Literally every time. lmao.

(Source: floptart)