First Appearance: Pasadena, CA (August 1992)
Created by: God
Alter ego: Dallas
Team Affiliations: Payasos
Partnerships: Kayos
Notable Aliases: Sweet Tooth, Anarchy, K.Spree, Guns, Kid Crack, Skeletor
Abilities: TBD

My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

I had to google the Bechdel Test, but then I chuckled a bit after.

I love this game. So much. If you haven’t played this game then go find it and insert it into the nearest playstation 2. 

I love this game. So much. If you haven’t played this game then go find it and insert it into the nearest playstation 2. 

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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lmao I’ve always hated that to an unreasonable level.

-Is different okay?      -Different is great.

(Source: waltdisneysdaily)

(Source: ofmotionpictures)

estrella-fuego:

SONNNNNNN.
THAT IS THE WORST FEELING EVER.
Because you KNOW you brought it on yourself.
But then you KNOW that if you bring it up you’re incriminating yourself.
But you KNOW if you don’t say something the fuck shit might worsen.
ooph!

You tell yourself not to do it, do it anyway, and then just have to sit there mad thinking you learned your lesson (but you didn’t).

estrella-fuego:

SONNNNNNN.

THAT IS THE WORST FEELING EVER.

Because you KNOW you brought it on yourself.

But then you KNOW that if you bring it up you’re incriminating yourself.

But you KNOW if you don’t say something the fuck shit might worsen.

ooph!

You tell yourself not to do it, do it anyway, and then just have to sit there mad thinking you learned your lesson (but you didn’t).

(Source: lilcoffee)

(Source: nosdrinker)

sound-clowns:

Songs In Sweet Tooth’s Head

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Neon Cathedral (feat. Allen Stone)

Feelin’ those vocals, Allen.

solarselection:

sales-aholic:

sales-aholic:

From now until July 31st, 2014 at 10am pst, you can download The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection for FREE. Normally, the entire Sims 2 collection would cost you up to $200+. This is valid for Windows only (Not compatible with Macs). More details can be found from the EA website. Here’s how to get your free Sims 2 game: 
Download and install Origin. 
Not an Origin member? Create a free Origin Account to get in the game.
Launch Origin and log into your Origin Account.
From the ‘Games’ tab in the Origin menu, select ‘Redeem Product Code’ and enter the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS. Be sure to download before the promo code expires on July 31st at 10am pst! 
For more:  Deals  ♥  Freebies  ♥  Sweepstakes ♥

This free download will end in about 30 hours!

EVERYONE DO THIS RIGHT NOW

YOOOOOO

solarselection:

sales-aholic:

sales-aholic:

From now until July 31st, 2014 at 10am pst, you can download The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection for FREE. Normally, the entire Sims 2 collection would cost you up to $200+. This is valid for Windows only (Not compatible with Macs). More details can be found from the EA website. Here’s how to get your free Sims 2 game: 

  1. Download and install Origin
  2. Not an Origin member? Create a free Origin Account to get in the game.
  3. Launch Origin and log into your Origin Account.
  4. From the ‘Games’ tab in the Origin menu, select ‘Redeem Product Code’ and enter the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS. Be sure to download before the promo code expires on July 31st at 10am pst
For more:  DealsFreebiesSweepstakes

This free download will end in about 30 hours!

EVERYONE DO THIS RIGHT NOW

YOOOOOO

deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by fuckyoulizprince to deep-dark-fears.

terrifying
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

queencityconfidential:

anything involving dogs dying in movies should be against the law.

Make it so.

The last picture made me laugh out loud. 

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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This happens way too much.

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 - Red Band Trailer

I am so ready for this.